This prayer goes out to whoever you are up/out/down there, you goddess/being/bright white light of what’s considered ‘in fashion’. Please, please, please, PLEASE, i beg of you, for the love of all things flattering and comfortable and progressive and camel toe-proof, DO NOT BRING BACK THE HIGH WAISTED JEAN.
amen.
By the time it reaches mass market it has pretty much officially been “brought back.”
Time to load up on low-waists while they last, if you are sticking in against the newest trend.
I’m finding the high-waist stuff isn’t as bad as folks feared, though. I got a few pair of natural-waist trousers at a thrift shop a couple of months ago, and they are in regular rotation in my wardrobe. It’s an amazing confidence booster not having to worry about my underpants showing when I sit or bend to pick up things. Of course the ones I bought weren’t skintight “skinny-leg” jeans, which would look like hell on me, but they do feature a higher waist, which is not strictly unflattering.
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